Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.


I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

Tbh I just want to be a SuicideGirl.


Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you a sandwich.

  • I have amazing taste in music.

  • I’m too ugly to cheat.

  • I have no friends so I can spend lots of time with you.

  • I have Netflix.