politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

spernatural:

I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

Tbh I just want to be a SuicideGirl.

frageile:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you a sandwich.

  • I have amazing taste in music.

  • I’m too ugly to cheat.

  • I have no friends so I can spend lots of time with you.

  • I have Netflix.